1. glatumblr:

NO
  2. boesed:

laughinghieroglyphic:

Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.

ebooks, Horse. (horse_ebooks). “Leg Butt” 18 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM. Tweet.

    boesed:

    laughinghieroglyphic:

    Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.

    ebooks, Horse. (horse_ebooks). “Leg Butt” 18 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM. Tweet.

  3. i-leftmyheartinkyoto:

    everybodyhasclaimedeverything:

    sizvideos:

    Video

    O

    This happened to me when I was in Japan and it’s something I’ll never forget.

  4. babastreisand:

    theotherwildflower:

    betterthankanyebitch:

    lmao

    I can’t get over this video

    What I do? What I do??

  5. Who made the potato salad?

    — any family member with common sense who doesn’t trust just anyone’s culinary abilities. heard frequently at family gatherings, particularly cookouts. (via blackproverbs)
  6. ronnies-corner:

    breadmaakesyoufat:

    starfreezer:

    Georges son calls from Hogwarts on the first day of school terrified and keeps asking if George is okay, he reassures him that everything is alright but asks why he would ask that. Georges son explains that he thought he had died because he could have sworn he had seen a ghost that looked just like him joking around with the older students

    STOP DIS RIGHT NOW

    first of all, fuck you

  7. ladykaymd:

    Because it comes up a lot for all of us trying to manage schedules that slam more than 24 hours of work into a day, I thought I would make one giant productivity post for everyone to help us all out (including myself).

    10 steps to GET MORE SHIT DONE in a day

    1. JUST START—I…
  8. headassbitch:

    gangstafairytale:

    k1mkardashian:

    littletootsierollaliengirl:

    etherealpussy:

    jackanthonyfernandez:

    omg this is messy as fuck

    they came with receipts too
    she better pray this doesn’t reach any gossip sites

    wtf I had bad vibes and no one listened!!! Idgaf I’m a stan now I love this messy b*tch

    yaaaass #ExposeHa!! 

    this is lowkey upsetting

    Shes deadass so irrelevant

    The man who wrote this is a creep and an idiot. The blog post right underneath is ridiculous. 

  9. tiddiemeat420:

    Eminem make music for that one kid that yell “PENIS” in class

  10. mildhomo:

    i wanna sulk but like late at night in a jazz bar while looking on point

  11. robocvnt:

    christel-thoughts:

    twerkette:

    thatninjawordz:

    uglyfoxybaby:

    jonsnowflakes:

    Collegehumors’ new video is on point as always

    DYING !!

    THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!!!!!!!

    They fucking nailed it😂

    i wonder how many dudebro and sorority girl followers they lost…

    this is g o l d